This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph You know you blew up when the women rush your standsĪnd try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)

Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to In a space ship while they screamin at me: 'LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS! ' Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped upįlashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cupĮxtraterrestrial, running over pedestrians I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a staplerĪnd stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off! I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assįaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastĬ'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits offĪnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone elseĬause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Uh-uhhh! 'So why's your face red? Man you wasted! ' My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straightīut I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm.)Īnd Dr.

Try 'cid and get f*cked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

The slim shady lp song list